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deepali

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Topic on Feb 10, 2012 05:44 PM
Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi

Shadi ke bad dusre din Parul apni dady se: Meri unse ladai ho gayie!
Dady: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.
Parul: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya karu

Patient: Doctor, meri beti ko aajkal kuch sunaayi nahi deti hai
Doctor: kya? tumhe 5 din se bukhaar hai aur tum abhi aa rahe ho!

Santa ko koi mobile per pareshaan karta tha.
pareshaan hokar santa ne naya number le liya.
Number activate karke us aadmi ko message bheja,
"maine to who number hi band kar diya,ab kise pareshaan karega?"


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