Funny SMS Messages498 messages

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
You love someone... u marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband & the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in usa, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota.India gate ka nazara na hota.Fashion ne agar ladkiyon ko bigada na hota.To india ka koi ladka awara na hot.
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab aap hugies main hua karte the