an IDEA can

an IDEA can change ur life..... but DOCKOMO can change ur wife

Jan, 13 2012 62 chars (1 sms) 752 views Funny

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karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!

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so,sweet ur

so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.

Marriage is a three

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Smile to old means

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COMPARISON of a CHOCOLATE

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