Which buildings has

Which buildings has
Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..
  

Jan, 13 2012     60 chars (1 sms)     922 views       Funny

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."
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Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!
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F u were my baby I promise I won't hurt you. F u were finally mine, I promise id be loyal to you. But you're only my friend and I can't promise I won't fall for you.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once