Which buildings has

Which buildings has
Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..
  

Jan, 13 2012     60 chars (1 sms)     909 views       Funny

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Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun
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