Which buildings has

Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..

Jan, 13 2012 60 chars (1 sms) 1166 views Funny

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Luv and Kuch

Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

I am a killer

I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing

i want u 2 know

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God:I cant be

God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law

Son:I wana tel u

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Alibaba or 40 chor

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Only True frenz

Only True frenz stand by u during bad times...I promise i will attend ur wedding.

The wise never

The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.

How did an intelligent

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Scientists are trying

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