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Which buildings has
Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..
  
Jan, 13 2012     60 chars (1 sms)     922 views       Funny

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Marriage is the alliance
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Ye pyar b ajeeb
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After a passionate kiss
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Never think of the past
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One american boy
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If u r stressed,
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Child 2 d sales
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Women claim that
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PJ TIME..Beat dis one
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F u were my baby
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The best way to remember
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