Gud Morning… Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks

When a Man Opens the Door of His Car for His Wife, You Can Be Sure of 0ne Thing : Either the Car is NEW or the Wife.

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel mene gate khola to watchman bola all is well

The japanese hav produced a camera dat has such a east shutter speed dat it is capable of taking a picture of a woman wid her mouth shut

Promise Me That We Are True Friends Like: I AM THE SEA,YOU R THE FISH, I AM THE SKY,YOU R THE STAR, I AM THE TREE,YOU R THE MONKEY...

Never run behind either bus or girlat any situation in ur life.BecauseAfter 5 minutes,U can catch another!

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…

Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

Ek Admi Chupke Se Nark Se Swarg Me Ghus Gaya,Farishto Ne Use Khub Mara,Wo Utha, Kapde Zade Or Bola Isi Harkat k Karan Koi Swarg Me Nai Ata.!

How can one reduce consumption of alchol? Before marriage drink only on days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r happy.

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