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Sir to Student:"What is the Similarity Btween Girl frnd & Mobile??" Student:- Sir Both are Diconnected WhenThere is "No Balance"

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I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far

Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....

Sir to Student:"What is the Similarity Btween Girl frnd & Mobile??" Student:- Sir Both are Diconnected WhenThere is "No Balance"

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

Who walks wth us through d difficlt path of life? Mom/Dad? -No Wife? -No Frnds? -No Lover? -No Only our CHAPPALS. So keep them safe!

Q : what is the full form of maths ?Think A : mentally affected teacher harrasing students.

Do you know what is the meaning of PYAR. Friends sitting in a BAR. & saying.... "P - YAR"

Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech laloo got angry n said if u dont play the game,Dont make the rules!! -

loyal & faithful partner can really bring wonders in one's life.But these kinda species r disappearing frm d face of planet.

U love sumone.. U marry sumone else. The one u marry Bcoms ur wife or husband & the one u loved Bcoms the password of ur email id.

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