Sir to Student: What

Sir to Student: What
Sir to Student:"What is the Similarity Btween Girl frnd & Mobile??" Student:- Sir Both are Diconnected WhenThere is "No Balance"
  

Jan, 13 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     1300 views       Funny

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