Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend

What is Education? "Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste the remaining part of life..."

Apple ka juice mango ka juice tarbujh ka juice badam ka juice khajur ka juice kaaju ka juice jo sms he naa kare woh KaN-JuiS.!

Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!

PLEASE DON'T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM A RICH FAMILY. WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS, MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL

Q : what is the full form of maths ?Think A : mentally affected teacher harrasing students.

What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

Sweetest Kiss is on forehead,Laveliest Kiss is on cheeks,Romantic Kiss is on Lips,And Hottest kiss is on..Guess..On Bikes Silencer!

Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references

What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.