Y does Waheeda Rehman

Y does Waheeda Rehman
Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?Coz Dev Anand says:O mere humrahi,meri baanh thame chalna,badle duniya SARI,tum na badalna..!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1072 views       Funny

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Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse
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U love sumone.. U marry sumone else. The one u marry Bcoms ur wife or husband & the one u loved Bcoms the password of ur email id.
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wat is d diffrnce betwn completed n finished??if u find gud spouse u r completed otherwise u r finishd !!!
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Man holding woman's hand before marriage, is love; after marriage it is self-defense
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Wife-I wish I was a newspaper so I'd be in ur hands all day. Husband-I too wish d same, so I could have a new 1 everyday
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