Y does Waheeda Rehman

Y does Waheeda Rehman
Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?Coz Dev Anand says:O mere humrahi,meri baanh thame chalna,badle duniya SARI,tum na badalna..!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     935 views       Funny

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MACHAR MARNE KA NYA STYLE: Phle mchr pkdo,fir use zmin pe lita do,fir use GUDGUDI kro, OR jaise hi HASNE k liye MUH khole, SALE ko ALLOUT pila do.
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zindagi behal hai ,sur hai na tal hai,msg box bhi kangal hai,kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai...
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