Y does Waheeda Rehman

Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?Coz Dev Anand says:O mere humrahi,meri baanh thame chalna,badle duniya SARI,tum na badalna..!!

Jan, 13 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 1059 views Funny

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Y does Waheeda Rehman

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