Y does Waheeda Rehman

Y does Waheeda Rehman
Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?Coz Dev Anand says:O mere humrahi,meri baanh thame chalna,badle duniya SARI,tum na badalna..!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1023 views       Funny

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