Man holding woman's

Man holding woman's
Man holding woman's hand before marriage, is love; after marriage it is self-defense
  

Jan, 13 2012     84 chars (1 sms)     885 views       Funny

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I LIKE U.. I REALLY LIKE U... I LIKE U VERY MUCH..., I REALLY LIKE U..., KYONKI GEETA MEIN LIKHA HAI..., PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI
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There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !
Wisest thought of the century:"Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."
To b happy with a man,love him a little n understand him a lot.To b happy with a woman,love her a lot n DO NOT TRY to understand her.
Never run behind either bus or girlat any situation in ur life.BecauseAfter 5 minutes,U can catch another!
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Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
i want 2 be wid u in a nice restaraunt in acandle light dinner and say the beautiful 3 words 'pay the bill'
SOMETIMES U MAY CATCH ME STARING AT U - ITS NT BCUZ U R CUTE........ - MY MOM ONCE TOLD ME DAT DEVILS HAV HORNS N TAILS & - I M JUS WONDERING WHERZ URS!
PJ TIME..Beat dis one..Aasmaan ko alvida kaise kaho ge...??...TATA sky...--