I ve written nice

I ve written nice
I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far
  

Jan, 13 2012     147 chars (1 sms)     1036 views       Funny

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Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota.India gate ka nazara na hota.Fashion ne agar ladkiyon ko bigada na hota.To india ka koi ladka awara na hot.
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which anser the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
From Mon to Sun,From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache..
He made a local call Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4
Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!
The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
Man holding woman's hand before marriage, is love; after marriage it is self-defense
Man at medical shop: I need poison.Chemist: I can't sell u that.Man shows wife's photo.Chemist: Oh! Sorry, I didn't know u had a prescription.
Most peoplehave 5 senses.Some peoplehave 6 senses.But u r blessedwith 7 senses.An extra senseisNON SENSE
Girls heart is like WATER,Boys heart is lik MOBILE..Either water fals on mobile(or)mobile fals in water,Vaat to mobile ki hi lagti hain!!
Kash Life aisi hoti yaar .MONday ko dosti Tueday ko ikrar.WED ko pyar Thrs.ko intzar. Fri ko SHADI .SAT ko TALAK .Sun rest Monday neXT