I ve written nice

I ve written nice
I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far
  

Jan, 13 2012     147 chars (1 sms)     1075 views       Funny

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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel mene gate khola to watchman bola all is well
Namaskar Agar Dharti Par ho to SMS bhejo, Asmaan par ho to Barish bhejo, Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo aur agar Narak me ho to ENJOY YOURSELF....
A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote It"s dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book..."
Namaskar ! Jago baalak, Surya uday ho chuka hai, Pavitra snan purn karke, mata pita k charan chu k, sundar ladkiyo k darshan par nikal pado.
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I want to see you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it"s simply because............mental patient needs more care.....Ha!Ha!Ha!......."
Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
One american boy giving interview 4 admission in school. Madam asks who is ur father? His mother says: please ask simple questions madam!
loyal & faithful partner can really bring wonders in one's life.But these kinda species r disappearing frm d face of planet.
A prsn who surrenders whn he's wrong, is honest. A prsn who surrenders whn nt sure,is wise. A prsn who surrenders evn whn he's rite, he's husband !
If u r married or if u hav a lover plz ignore the ing message..Others scroll down ADVANCE HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY..........!!
Boys go to college to develop the mind, girls go to college to catch them before this happens.