If marriages are

If marriages are
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
  

Jan, 13 2012     91 chars (1 sms)     896 views       Funny

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Do you know which is the oldest animal in the world??Give up??Well its,Zebra - Coz its still Black and White n not in Color!
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.
Jara sambhal ke chalna,jyada bhari cheez nahi uthana,apna khayal rakhna, khana thik se khana, kyunki 9wa mahina shuru Ho gaya hai. Happy September.
Wads d diff btwen Gandhi,Musharraf & Lalu?Gandhi-Didnt knw wats lie,Musharraf-Dsnt knw wads d truthLalu-Dsnt know d diff btwn lie n truth
Fathr to son aftr xam:Let me c ur report card...Son:My frend just took it to scare his parents!!!
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
What is Education? "Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste the remaining part of life..."
Do u know wat is the reason for unemployment in our country? Ans: Population. Do u know d reason for population in our country? Ans: Unemployment...
Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....