Difference between a man

Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!

Jan, 13 2012 121 chars (1 sms) 911 views Funny

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Tum ek aise

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PLEASE DON'T SEND

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Love is like programming

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Apko,1 Bar Hichki

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Despite the Old

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Question: What happened

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Definition of a Nurse

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Dost mere marne

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Keep all ur troubles

Keep all ur troubles in ur pocket, but be sure that ur pocket has a BIG hole…

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