Difference between a man

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Difference between a man
Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
  
Jan, 13 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     1812 views       Funny

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A College girl was
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Dream makes everything
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It takes 15 trees
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Khuda ne JAb tujhe
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i want 2 be
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ek din Tarzan
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SMS ka sangrah karke
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Question: What happened
Question: What happened when two sardars were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2? Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on!
I've written a
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There are 8 ways
There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !
Sir:Bijli Kaha Se
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