Difference between a man

Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!

Jan, 13 2012 121 chars (1 sms) 1122 views Funny

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Son:I wana tel u

Son:I wana tel u something Dad: Its not gud 2 talk while eating(After eating) Dad: Now tell me Son: There was a Cockroach in ur food!

When i was sad

When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tu hai

Not every flower

Not every flower can represent LOVE but the roses did. Not every tree can stand thirst but the cactus did. Not every monkey can read this message but U did.

************** Kya bindas

************** Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain... **************

I Know Alcohol's bad

I Know Alcohol's bad..But I take alcohol only on days startin wit "T" tuesday&thursday& today,tomorrow, taturday, tunday&every tingle day!

Have u ever seen

Have u ever seen a monkey wrapped in a polythene. NO THEN SEE YOUR IDTENTIYCARD.

In India, parents say

In India, parents say "Study well my son, Otherwise u wont get a job."In america-"Study wel my son,othrwise any "INDIAN" wil grab ur JOB"

Attitude of girls

Attitude of girls Whn a boy sends dirty sms She laughs for 10 min, forward dat 2 her frnds n then replies d boy i dont like that kind of msg

A Love Letter from

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

After a passionate kiss

After a passionate kiss the girl whispers to the guy, "kiss me once more and I will be yours forever!" The guy says: "thanks for the warning

An engineering student

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.

Mandir mein jaap

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

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