Difference between a man

Difference between a man
Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
  

Jan, 13 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     1557 views       Funny

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Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.
When words fails, Eyes works. When eyes fails, heart works. When heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!
When things go wrong When sadness fills your heart When tears flow in your eyes Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go.
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
Police officeExcuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owneAre you crazy? My dog can not even ride a bicycle.
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TRUE FACT:NOBEL PRIZE is not given for MATHS BECAUSE,ALFRED NOBEL's wife ran away with a MATHS PROFESSOR... Funny but Fact...!
Sweetest Kiss is on forehead,Laveliest Kiss is on cheeks,Romantic Kiss is on Lips,And Hottest kiss is on..Guess..On Bikes Silencer!
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
She is HOt!She is sweet!She always needa Lip4KissWhole World'sMaD 4 herWHO is She? Do U Know?She is"TEA"Chai piyo,Mast jiyo.
Hi Kaise ho? Ghar Pariwar? Mata Pita Ji? Kaam kaaj? Makan gaadi? Tabiyat pani? Aqal dimag? Jab sab theek h to phir sms Q nahi karte
At marriage function, old ppl usd 2 pull my cheeks & say "U R NEXT"Nw they stopped it.U knw y? B coz I startd doing d same at funerals!