Difference between a man

Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!

Jan, 13 2012 121 chars (1 sms) 1860 views Funny

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A tactful wife is

A tactful wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband cant afford another woman. . .

hi i want to talk

hi i want to talk with u can u call me now nothing special i need to hear u a voice because just test weather can i under stand monkey lang

One day I'll die

One day I'll die & go out of ur life forever,thn plz do buy sum nice & beutful flowers 4 my grave frm the money which u r savinG

Speaking Italian is

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

HOW LUV CHANGES-B4

HOW LUV CHANGES-B4 marriage:roses r red, violets r blue, u r beautiful, i luv u!After marriage:roses r dead, i'm blue, u get on my nerves, someday i'll kill u!

Sweetest Kiss is on

Sweetest Kiss is on forehead,Laveliest Kiss is on cheeks,Romantic Kiss is on Lips,And Hottest kiss is on..Guess..On Bikes Silencer!

if a wife cries

if a wife cries.. There may b a thousands of reasons..! But, if a husband cries.. There is only 1 reason - " WIFE "

SOMETIMES U MAY

SOMETIMES U MAY CATCH ME STARING AT U - ITS NT BCUZ U R CUTE........ - MY MOM ONCE TOLD ME DAT DEVILS HAV HORNS N TAILS & - I M JUS WONDERING WHERZ URS!

sharab hai to

sharab hai to mai-khane banee, husna hai to dewane banee, ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagalkhane banee

There r only 2

There r only 2 situations in lyf wer u should enjoy d most.1.after completin ur studies & b4 joinin 2 work.2.After engagemnt & b4 marriage

Its RAININ these

Its RAININ these days & m sure u must b vry happy. U mst b feelin lik go out, drench urself,sing songs, splash watr & hav fun. Rite? EvRy Frog feels d same!!

Sun wouldn’t be red,

Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing u.

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