Only True frenz stand by u during bad times...I promise i will attend ur wedding.

There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !

Someone asked me about ur age. Well, I said: “The way u dress-19, ur skin-15, the way u speak-20, the way u walk-18. in total u look 72 years old.

i love U ilove U ilove U i love U ilove U hey don get xcited i love other alphabets too i.e V W X Y Z hahahaha

Wads d diff btwen Gandhi,Musharraf & Lalu?Gandhi-Didnt knw wats lie,Musharraf-Dsnt knw wads d truthLalu-Dsnt know d diff btwn lie n truth

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

A small argument betwn a couple turns violent.Angry Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife: Who is scared of a mouse

Ur very specil for me, i'm very concerned abt ur safety . But i can't be with u always . So please , take care me yourself when u Jump from 1 Tree 2 another!

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

Question-What is the difference between vaade and yaadein? Answer- Vaade- "Hum todte hai." Yaadein- "Hamein todti hai."

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

Wife hints 2 husband 4 a new car & say,"Dear, buy me somethng that goes 0 to 80 in 3 secs when i'm on it."Husband gifted her a Weighing Machine..