Difference between a man

Difference between a man
Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
  

Jan, 13 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     1009 views       Funny

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When words fails, Eyes works. When eyes fails, heart works. When heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!
LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. “I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die.”
How did an intelligent boy propose to girl ,he took the girl along wid him on a boat and at the middle of river said "Marry me or leave the boat"
TeachIf U hv 12 Chocolates & u giv 5 to SONAL, 4 to NEHA & 3 to TINA den wat wil U hv Now? SAHIL: 3 New Galfrndz!
Life is really funny..We dont love the person who loves us and our loved one can never be ours..No one can unlock this puzzle..Its sounds funny but its real!:
What a man want?Ek ladki jo Pyaar dey Ek ladiki jo Accha khana banayeEk ladki jo usse Dil se chaheAur??Teeno ladkiyan 1 dusre se na mile
If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
************** Aapki yaad mein meine kalam uthai, Liya kakaz aur tasveer aapki banai. Socha tha dil se laga ke rakhen us tasveer ko, par vo toh bachcho ko daranye ke kaam aayi. **************
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives
U cAn control ur breAth bt not deAth,u cAn control ur Life bt not ur Wife,u can control ur Emotion bt not ur"Loose Motion"
Wat is difference between poison n Alcohol?If u drin alcohol,u wil dance arnd people..If u drink poison,ppl will dance arnd u!