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Difference between a man
Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
  
Jan, 13 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     1603 views       Funny

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In a park two
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The most effective
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Full Form of Girl
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i love U ilove U
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Hey can u do
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so Sweet is ur
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He said.Do u love
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If marriages r made
If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
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Bhagwan se Scooter
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Ladki ek aisi paheli
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