Difference between a man

Difference between a man
Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
  

Jan, 13 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     1379 views       Funny

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Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
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