Difference between a man

Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!

Jan, 13 2012 121 chars (1 sms) 1865 views Funny

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U love sumone.

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I saw six men

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Police officeExcuse

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My Mobile had

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When i was sad

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