Difference between a man

Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!

Jan, 13 2012 121 chars (1 sms) 1624 views Funny

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While walking down

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

so,sweet ur

so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.

Alibaba or 40 chor

Alibaba or 40 chor the AbAlibaba or 30 Chor ho gye Pucho q?ThinkRecession boss!10 chorKo nikal Diya

ishq ke saamunder

ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........ pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya...... wah! wah!

If marriages r made

If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

Behind every successful

Behind every successful student there isa girl friend... But,what about unsuccessful student ?Lots ofgirl friends...!

Lalu k pichhe ek

Lalu k pichhe ek chhota sa kutta pad gaya..!!Lalu bola..!! Sala hum to BSNL ka card dalaya hu..Ye sala HUTCH ka Network kaise pakad lia.

Hi i am dying

Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

ONCE UPON A TIME

ONCE UPON A TIME a LEGEND loved sending messages n FOOLS enjoyed reading them, now the LEGEND is back and the History continues..!! Anyways

It takes 15 trees

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

Gud Morning… Kindly

Gud Morning… Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks

I have started

I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!

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