Difference between a man

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Difference between a man
Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
  
Jan, 13 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     1130 views       Funny

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Har mard ki life dekho
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Old people used
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hi i want to talk
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Wife:Yester-night I
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Whenever u have
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Best punishment dat
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It takes 15 trees
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