Difference between a man

Difference between a man
Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
  

Jan, 13 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     894 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Man b4 marage: Roses r red, Violets r blue believe it or not im mad 4u. After marage Roses r dead,im blue u make me mad some day ill kill u.
when u feel lonely and alone and could not see any one around you………..; The word seems to be fading away.. ……come along with me..i will take u to an eye Specialist
Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
How do you express two words,with exactly the opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED"
Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat
I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.
There r only 2 situations in lyf wer u should enjoy d most.1.after completin ur studies & b4 joinin 2 work.2.After engagemnt & b4 marriage
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun
Biology teacher-There are 3 types of sexually transmitted diseases..And.."YOU'LL GET AT-LEAST ONE OF THEM IN EXAM!!"
Which is d most confusing day in U.S.A?. Fathers day..!!coz..NOBODY knows whom to wish....