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What is dSimilarity
What is dSimilarity between a Successful Acountantand anAttractive Girl?...both r very conscious about their 'FIGURES'
  
Jan, 13 2012     118 chars (1 sms)     1037 views       Funny

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Hello, this is GOD
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Wife:Yester-night I
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When u read my
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Definition of a Nurse
Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
Socha tha har
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i want 2 be
i want 2 be wid u in a nice restaraunt in acandle light dinner and say the beautiful 3 words 'pay the bill'
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Wat is difference
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Santa: I am so
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Tip to reduce alcohal
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I've written a
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LADKIYAN nahi to
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