College is for knowledge,

College is for knowledge,
College is for knowledge, knowledge is for life, Life is for wife, but wife is a knife which cuts your life, So never choose your wife in college life..
  

Jan, 13 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     797 views       Funny

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