Mobile repair krne

Mobile repair krne
Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai
  

Jan, 13 2012     281 chars (2 sms)     881 views       Funny

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I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!
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