Mobile repair krne

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

Jan, 13 2012 281 chars (2 sms) 873 views Funny

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U cAn control ur

U cAn control ur breAth bt not deAth,u cAn control ur Life bt not ur Wife,u can control ur Emotion bt not ur"Loose Motion"

There are 8 ways

There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !

Which buildings has

Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..

What a MARRIED

What a MARRIED man says after years of marriage,My marriage is made of TRUST and UNDERSTANDING,She dose'nt TRUST me and I don't UNDERSTAND her....

|| Height OfSelf

|| Height OfSelf-Confidence ||Teacher ToStudent:"You Are Late ...?"Student:"Late .. !!!Who Me ... ?No Way Sir ! I'm Alive..."

friends jaldi check karo

friends jaldi check karo: Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Pakad Lo, Nhi To Bhag Jayeg

My Mobile had

My Mobile had an Accident with NOKIA. Admitted in LG Hospital, Samsung Nagar, BSNL Chok, opp. SONY gali. Dr. MOTOROLA says matter is serious. Plzzz Donate SMS

A student asked 2

A student asked 2 write a signboard 4 d traffic rules near college campushe wrote;"Drive carefully! Don't kill students, wait for teachers"

I never married because

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which anser the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Ek yug tha jab log

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA Phir likha: SHUBH LABH Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

Hey can u do

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

Brain is very important

Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.

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