Mobile repair krne

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Mobile repair krne
Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai
  
Jan, 13 2012     281 chars (2 sms)     891 views       Funny

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You know biggest
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Ansu aap ka
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If u r stressed,
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MY eyes DETECTED
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sharab hai to
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What will be the girl's
What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
Chandni chawk ka
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When words fails
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A student asked 2
A student asked 2 write a signboard 4 d traffic rules near college campushe wrote;"Drive carefully! Don't kill students, wait for teachers"
Zindgi kitni pyari
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