Mobile repair krne

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Mobile repair krne
Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai
  
Jan, 13 2012     281 chars (2 sms)     947 views       Funny

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When u read my
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subah ko yaad
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so,sweet ur
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when u feel lonely
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