Mobile repair krne

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

Jan, 13 2012 281 chars (2 sms) 846 views Funny

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U love sumone.

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Why do men spend

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Do u know similarity

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i love U ilove U

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He made a local

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