I cannot hide

I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

Jan, 14 2012 170 chars (2 sms) 733 views Funny

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