teacher : usne

teacher : usne
teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha
  

Oct, 18 2013     135 chars (1 sms)     1537 views       Funny

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Manjil ki taraf badte chalo, jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno... peechhe walo ko aage na jane do aur jo aage hai usse aage niklo, tabhi 1 acche driver banoge.....
The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
For Heart Beat U Need Heart Fr Heart U Need Happiness Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr Friendship U Need Me
Chandni raat thi,nadi ka kinara tha,asman me taro ka nazara tha,premi ne pyar se muskarate hue premika se kaha..."Darling..beedi piogi
Shhhh. Dont go outside. Even dont talk loudly for the next one hour, please I am again warning you please and dont be so loud .. The dog catching van is on duty!!!
Who walks wth us through d difficlt path of life? Mom/Dad? -No Wife? -No Frnds? -No Lover? -No Only our CHAPPALS. So keep them safe!
Find keys in a Key board But do not expect a mother in mother board.Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but don't expect a FOOL at a FULLSTOP.
Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.
Don't take life too seriously & always find time to laugh warna.. Log bolenge "ghr kalyug hai, aajkal cartoon b nahi haste"
Kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi mangni chahiye..? Nahi to chanta bhi lag sakta hai..? kyoki fullform of book is :-B=BabyO=onlyO=oneK=kiss