A Love Letter from

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

Jan, 14 2012 174 chars (2 sms) 998 views Funny

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Man at medical shop

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dil bechen he aaj

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When i was sad

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Why does d bride

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I've been arrested

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