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If u see the moon,u can see the beauty of god. If u see the Sun,u can see the power of god. If u see the mirror,u can see the comedy of god!

First Person: My

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Hai tu agar mera

Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

Scientists are trying

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!

An engineering student

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Position of a husband

Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.

The day you were

The day you were born, God created BPL Believe in the Best, and the day I was born, God created Sansui Better than the Beat.

Do u know wat is

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Paani Aane Ki

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an IDEA can

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Men want 3qualities

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Hello, this is GOD

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

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