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Jan, 14 2012     79 chars (1 sms)     1997 views       Funny

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Tip to reduce alcohal consumption :"Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!"
1 Bhakt Ashram Me Jake SwamiG Se-SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta! Kya Karu? Swami:Us Puja Ko Mere Pass Bhejo Shayad Mera Man Lag jae!
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Sabhi ladko ko suchit kiya jata haki AAJ KE DIN mobile Band rakhe KYOKI kuch shararti ladkiya rakhi sms kar sakti hai Purush janhit me jari.
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
Ravan decides 2 apologise 2 Ram,knocks the door,Ram opens..Ravan stands thinkingGuess what?????Kis mooh se maafi mangu??
Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............
Kya apki skin dhool mitti se affect ho rahi hai?to har roj subah lagaiye"ASIAN PAINT"jo dhool ko tikne na de...
When things go wrong When sadness fills your heart When tears flow in your eyes Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go.
Advertisement of a beauty parlour in NEW YORK city:"Dont whistle at any women going out from here, she might be your grandmother!"
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat
AYZAZYPZYKYZA TYZIZYMZYE BYZAZYRZYBZYAZYAZYD KZYAZYRZY NZYA TZYHZYA KYZAYZR DZYIYYA. ONLY Y AND Z KO ERASE KARO AUR PADHO. ITS INTERESTING.THANK U.