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Jan, 14 2012 79 chars (1 sms) 2113 views Funny

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so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.

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Medical Shayari When

Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

What is Education

What is Education? "Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste the remaining part of life..."

Hum bhi smart

Hum bhi smart..Aap bhi smart..Hum bhi Gud Looking..Aap bhi Gud Looking..Bus 1 Chota sa fark hai...Hum DIL se saaf,Aap DIMAAG se.

Sir to Student: What

Sir to Student:"What is the Similarity Btween Girl frnd & Mobile??" Student:- Sir Both are Diconnected WhenThere is "No Balance"

Lost in a zoo

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2

Whenever u have

Whenever u have to make a decision, Listen to ur Heart Then ur head & Then finally Do... What ur WIFE tells u to do...??

woh bhi kya din

woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab aap hugies main hua karte the

U love sumone.

U love sumone.. U marry sumone else. The one u marry Bcoms ur wife or husband & the one u loved Bcoms the password of ur email id.

Humorous Fact:We Live

Humorous Fact:We Live in a Funny World bEcAuSe Pizza Reaches Home Faster than the Ambulance or Police..JAGO INDIA JAGO!!-

1 day u'll B srprisd

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

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