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Jan, 14 2012     79 chars (1 sms)     2190 views       Funny

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when u feel lonely
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Gud Morning… Kindly
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Think well, Plan
Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well
How can one reduce
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Why do men spend
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First Person: My
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From Mon to Sun
From Mon to Sun,From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache..
Full Form of Girl
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