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Jan, 14 2012 79 chars (1 sms) 1982 views Funny

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In the corridor of a govt office was a signboard that read,"Do not make a noise"Someone added the following"Otherwise we may wake up"...

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so,sweet ur

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TRUE FACT:NOBEL PRIZE

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subah ko yaad

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Scientists are trying

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Dreams make all

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