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Jan, 14 2012     79 chars (1 sms)     2182 views       Funny

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My Mobile had an Accident with NOKIA. Admitted in LG Hospital, Samsung Nagar, BSNL Chok, opp. SONY gali. Dr. MOTOROLA says matter is serious. Plzzz Donate SMS
hi i want to talk with u can u call me now nothing special i need to hear u a voice because just test weather can i under stand monkey lang
One american boy giving interview 4 admission in school. Madam asks who is ur father? His mother says: please ask simple questions madam!
When u read my sms,SWEETER when u read and smile,but u look sweetest when u read ,smile and reply,so try to look sweetest
zindagi behal hai ,sur hai na tal hai,msg box bhi kangal hai,kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai...
Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
An optimist is a guy who thinks his wife doesn’t understand him.
Mere dost ki ek saheli thi,dosti hui to paheli thi,pyar hua to jaan hatheli pe thi,aur shadi hui to pata chalagrant road ki CHAMELI thi.
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
Apple ka juice mango ka juice tarbujh ka juice badam ka juice khajur ka juice kaaju ka juice jo sms he naa kare woh KaN-JuiS.!
Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well
Wisest thought of the century:"Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."