Staying single is

Staying single is
Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!
  

Jan, 14 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1065 views       General

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Whats attitude? 3 ants saw an elephant comin 1st ant v vl break his leg 2nd v vl kill him 3rd leave him maccha he is alone & v r3
help ever.... hurt never.... love ever.... hate never.... give ever... except never... smile ever... cry never... think me ever... forget me never
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If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock .......... .be fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me.....
The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
Ata gache tota pakhi.....
Dalim gache mou.....
Hire dadar Murmure dat....
Thakur dadar bou.......
Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.
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Sorry to disturb U at this time of the night, If U are awake & free, could U please do me a favour, Please delete this message & sleep! Good night !
What makes some people Dearer?Is not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them,But the pain you feel,when you miss them.