Staying single is

Staying single is
Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!
  

Jan, 14 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1050 views       General

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Unlike others ur brain is a master piece. It has two halves, the left and the right, the left has nothing right in it and the right has nothing left in it.
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aj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar
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How 2 make a kid extremely intelligent smart active sweet lovable & talented??? Jus ask my Parents.:
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