3 dreams of a man.

3 dreams of a man. To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child belives.To have as many women as his wife suspects.

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Dear MARIE, Yesterday

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Degrees of girls!

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God is an invisible

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Hi ! Can u plz do me a favour,

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I can 4 get a face

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Arties are red,

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Wife is a knife

Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.

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