3 dreams of a man.

3 dreams of a man. To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child belives.To have as many women as his wife suspects.

Jan, 14 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 1026 views General

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WHEN EVERYTHING IS

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Easiest way to die.

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Last nite some devils

Last nite some devils came running 2 my room, they wanted 2 trouble good people. I gave ur name & address. they said, oh no, v cant disturb r BOSS...!!

In Eng: GOOD NIGHT

In Eng: GOOD NIGHT In desi: SHUBH RATRI In urdu: SHABBA KHAIR In kannad: YARA NADI In Telgu: PANDANKO PO Apun ki style:- . . . . . . . . CHAL LUDAK LE......

A Person Who Asks

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If doctors start

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My Smile + my

My Smile + my Joy + my Pleasure + my Life +my Love+ my Relief + my Honour & my Pride = Your 1 SMS.Ab socho app ke SMS ki Keemat..So,sms me everyminute..

Wife is a "Received call"

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Where r u? U r

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HI, KEEP MESSAGING

HI, KEEP MESSAGING ME AND WIN EXCITING PRIZES,1ST-LOTS OF LOVE,2ND-LIFE TIME FRIENDSHIP,3RD-FREE STAY IN MY HEART ,OFFER VALID TILL I M ALIVE....

Todays Thought: Try

Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get…

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