3 dreams of a man.

3 dreams of a man. To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child belives.To have as many women as his wife suspects.

Jan, 14 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 979 views General

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Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

Ishaq ko ishq samjho to ishq karo, Dard ko dard samjho to mehsos karo, Waday ko wada samjho to pora karo, Or hum ko apna samjho to SMS karo....

Don't marry the one u want to live with,but marry the one u can't live without

Aaj me apko pani se cocacola banana sikhaunga. 1 botel pani lo friz me rakho. 2 gante bad nikalo pani 1 dam thanda hoga or thanda matlab ?

Suno gaur se pepsi walo,Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,Chahe jitna dew pila lo,Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!Hai na hum pure hindustani

What do u call a Colourful Sindhi Rangwani, Sindhi Postman Mailwani, Sindhi Electrician Bijlani, Sindhi Milkman Dudhani, Forgetful Sindhi Bhuljani

Main yaha Aap waha zindgi hai kaha LEKIN LIFEBOY hai jaha tandrusti hai waha.Chalo kasam todo aur Aaj naha lo..!

New Concept of Life Morning = MANDIR Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

God is an invisible parent & parents are the visible GodIf u make the visible God happyAutomatically the invisible God becomes happy!

Sweet candies are nice to eat Sweet words are easy to say but, sweet ppl are hard to find OH MY GOD! how did u find me.

This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Error : No Brain Detected !!

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