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WHEN EVERYTHING IS AGAINST YOU AND NOTHING SEEMS TO WORK, I WILL COME, HOLD UR HANDS, TAKE U FOR A WALK OVER THE BRIDGE AND SHOW U WHERE TO JUMP....

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If u hide, i’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i’ll search 4 u. If u’ll leave, i’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i’ll kill you.

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!

Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy "I LoVe U" to Someone u ReaLLy Like, Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u"ll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u fAll iN love... """

Peene ki Umar1 to 3>Milk.4-8>Cerelac.9-13>Complan.14-25>Beer.26-40>Whisky.41-60>Tonic.After 60Kabhi bhi GANGAJAL peena pad sakta hai

Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

1waqt ta jab tumare sms aise ate te, jese kisine tumari khopdi pe gun raki ho or tumse sms karwa raha he. magar ab lagta hai jaise, goli maar di.

Never blame a girl coz she teaches well than any1 elsewhen she is with u she teaches how to live When she leaves u she teaches how to survive

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

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