Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.

Patient:Dr. Saab, N khau to bhuk lagti he, N sou to Nind ati he,Zyada kaam kr k thak jata huDR.-beta sari Raat Dhoop me baitho.Theek ho jaoge.

Jinn-Hukm aka Man-Gharse dubai tak road banaJinn-Mushkil h,or koi kam Man-Wife ko agyakari or samajdar banaoJinn-Road single banani hai ya double.

Dad ne robot kharida jo jhuth sunke thapad marta thaDAD: Y r u so late?SON: Xtra class.Rbt slapd d son SON: Went fr a movie.DAD: Konsi?SON: Bal Ganesha Robt ne fir maraSON: Kaatil JawaniDAD: I've nvr seen such films. Rbt slapd d father Mom: Jhuth hee bolega, aakhir aapka hi beta hai. Robot slapd the mother.

RABDi2LALU: Ka Karat Ho? LALU: Dost Ko Chitti Likhat Hu. RABDi: Par Tuhar Likhna To Aawe Nahi. LALU: Vo Sasura Bhi To Padna Naahi janat he....

Teacher To Student: Tmhai'n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ? Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn

Bond was travelling in an Auto. Driver:7.50 huye Saab! Bond:Yeh lo 5 rupaye. Driver:Lekin baki ke 2.50? Bond:DHAI ANOTHER DAY.

Buddha Principal se:Zara BANTI ko bulado Principal:Aap kaon?Buddha:Uska dada Principal:Wo chhutti leker aapki MAYYAT me gaya hai.

aeh dharti ka chand sitaro MAA KE LODO PATHAR NA MAROO.......

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!

Passenger-Tumne mere jeb me hath kyu dala Somu-Muje Machis chahiye thi Pasen-Tum mujhse mang sakte the Somu-Me ajnabi s bat nhi karta..

Boy chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hain..! girl tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge..?! boy bilkul nahi! girl to fir rehne do....!!