What frustrated Banta when his wife gave birth to twins ? He wonders who is the father of the second son!

Santa: What is my exam number...???TeacheIts 438625.Santa: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!!

Sardar dials a no. and a girl picks up the phone.Sardar says: kaun?Girl: main geeta,aap kaun?Sardamain guru granth sahib.

A sardar n his wife filed application on divorce. Judge asked how will u divide your 3 children. Sardar replied ok, we will apply next year.

santa goes to Police st.& said ke koi mujko phone par dhamkata hai.Police:Kon?Sardar:B.S.N.L.wale,bolte hai bill na diya to Kaat dalenge.

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

TeacheHow Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SANTA: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

Banta- Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye? Santa- Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Santa Singh hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of his index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked him. 'well, I was trying to commit suicide,' Santa replied. 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?' 'No! No! No! I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.'