just imagine u r

just imagine u r
just imagine u r in the 3rd floor. It catches fire. How will u escape?" santa: "it is very simple i will stop my imagination
  

Jan, 17 2012     124 chars (1 sms)     1067 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

more Santa Banta SMS Messages

SAnta ko raat me bahut machar kaat rahe the, SANTA ne gusse me zahar pee liya aur bola ab kaato saalo sab k sab maroge.
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Santa: bohot tension hai yaar, meri beti jawan ho gayee hai Banta:jawan ho gayee to usko border pe bhej do...
Ek dost ne santa se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyondekhta rehta."....Santa "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharch hone do."
SANTA bada sa Bag leke bus me ghusa Or Zor se chillaya: 'Khabardar'koi apni jgah se ni hilega."SANTA SINGH KULFI WALA KHUD SAB K PAS AYEGA.
santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
Teacher:Batao 'A' k baad kya ata hai?Santa thodi der sochne k baad bola..............."Kya Bolti tu..!"
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted, "Kya nishana lagaya hai!"
santa: Are light chali gayi hai to kam se kam fan to chalu karo sardarni: lo kar di na sardaro vali baat fan chalu karoogi to candle nahi bujh Jayegi
Doctor:Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiyeSardar:Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha mar to nahi jayega na!
Sardar ke dost ne 1 april ko khane pe bulaya, ghar pe TALA tha aur likha tha "bevkuf banaya" sardar ne niche likh diya "HUM AYE HI NAHI
1 Ship me 300 Sardar ja rahe the, bina Ship doobe sabhi doob gaye Kaise??Ship band ho gaya our sare Sardar dhakka dene k liye utar gaye