How does a sardarji dial

How does a sardarji dial
How does a sardarji dial 9844498444? First he dials 98444 and then presses 'REDIAL'...! Intelligent sardar...
  

Jan, 17 2012     109 chars (1 sms)     1116 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Fakir to SANTA ke Padosi ne Pet bhar Ke khana khilaya he, Aap bhi Kuch khilao.SANTA Ye Lo HAJMOLA…
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat
Santa : We'll soon become Rich Banta : How?Santa : Tomoro my Mathematics Teacher wil teach me how 2 convert Paise 2 Rupees.
Why was SANTA writing the exam near the door? Because it was an entrance exam.
banta:What comes after six? Santa singh:The milk man.
banta: What are you doing? Santa: Washing myself, of course banta: Without soap and water? Santa: Haven't you ever heard of dry cleaning
What was Sardarji doing when he held his hands tightly over his ears? He was trying to hold on to a thought.
Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater. Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax. Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED
In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Man: why did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring 4 her Brthday? I thought she wantd a car. Sardar:She did,but where in the world was i going 2 find a fake car
Santa: I have to learn Telugu within 6 months or I'll not be able to communicate with my child. Banta: Is it ! Why ? Santa: I have adopted a telugu child and he will start to speak after 6 months