Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....

Having lost his donkey santa, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"santa replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A asked sardar: "Any great man born in this village??? santa: no, sir!! Only small babies!!!.

Police:tumhe kal subah 5 baje fhansi di jayegi santa: HA. HA. HA! police: kyon has rahe ho? santa: mai to subah 8 baje utthoonga

santa orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? santa: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

Santa to Banta:10 years AGO when I used to return HOME, my DOG used to GREET of by BARKING & WIFE by KISSING.now they have REVERSED their ROLES.

A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam? SANTA: It was ok but i couldn't answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

TeacheBatao ki purane samay mein Sri Lanka ko Sone ki Lanka kyun kaha jata tha ?Student: Kyunki Kumbkaran vahan din-raat sota rehta tha..

Santa: JALDI KAR KHIDKI SE KOOD, POLICE AA RAHI HAI.Banta: LEKIN YE 13've MANZIL HAI.Santa: YE SHAGUN-APSHAGUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

A studnt atachd Rs.100 Note 2 his test paper & wrote Re.1 for 1 mark, Sardar was paper checker; He sent him Rs.66 back & wrote-U got 34 mark