A drunk santa fails

A drunk santa fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!

Jan, 17 2012 128 chars (1 sms) 925 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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