Santa:iska naam plate pe likhee zameen mein gaad do! Banta:kyon? Santa:taaki iska naam mitti mein mil jaaye

Man: why did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring 4 her Brthday? I thought she wantd a car. Sardar:She did,but where in the world was i going 2 find a fake car

Banta was traveling in an auto with his wife.The driver adjusted the mirror. Banta shouted:U r trying to see my wife, sit back i drive

Q. How did Santa cheat the railways?Ans: He bought the ticket and did'nt travel..!!

BANTA was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when SANTA r asked him, O Banta singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, banta singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?

Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!

Sardar and his family went for a party. He introduces himself - I'm sardar, she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Why did Santa fall out the window ?A. He was ironing the curtain

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

santa got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it was written: "2-3 yrs"