Why did Santa take

Why did Santa take
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
  

Jan, 17 2012     100 chars (1 sms)     1153 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
Santa 2 Bill Gates:Sir,How is it tht ur name is Gates bt u r selling WINDOWS
In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state? SaNTA: liquid state.
Sardar ji jab exam dene gaye toh woh apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye? Kyun ki Sardarji ko information mili thi k paper leak ho gaya
Santa drives in2 1-way & cross NO ENTRY board. Police: Oye tainu No ENTRY da board dekha nai? Santa" Oye!Mainu lagga film poster hai
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
How do you make Sardarji laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Once santa was riding his cycle suddenly he slips and fells onto the ground. A young man who was passing nearby asks the sardar "oye paaji why did u slip." santa replies "no puttar that was only a joke."
santa library me 2 3 ghante bUk padke bola.SO BORING,so many characters bt no story.Thn librarian says, Sardarji this is telephn dirctry.
Santa goes to hotel & orders fried fish. Waiter : Sir, French or Spanish?? Santa : Jo marji hai le aa, Maine kaunsi baatein karni hai
Santa’s friend gave him a gun on wedding night & said fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if not. santa fired in air 1st nite & shot her on 2nd nite
Santa-Ye 10 lakh ka cheque kisko de rahe ho?? Banta-apne bhai ko. Santa-apna sign to kar do. Banta-nahi. Main apna naam gupt rakhna chahta hu.