While walking in the

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

Jan, 17 2012 154 chars (1 sms) 1641 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Sardar1- maine

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santa ko nadi paar

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Banta was traveling

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Santa Singh returned

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Titanic K Sath Santa

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Sardar was riding

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Santa n Banta were

Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary. Banta: Kya Goal mara. Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai

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