Sardar- i divorced

Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage frnd - why?Sardar- i saw label on her panty ..........tested OK by mafatlal & sons !!

Jan, 19 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 1740 views Naughty

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