Jab DEKHU Toh

Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam

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Deepa Mehta made

Deepa Mehta made a film on lesbians & named it 'Fire'. Now she is making another film on homosexuals. Can u guess the name......'Backfire'

An actress was

An actress was filling up a form.There was a column in d form where 1 was required to state martial status.Married/unmarried.And she wrote:occasionally married

Sardar- i divorced

Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage frnd - why?Sardar- i saw label on her panty ..........tested OK by mafatlal & sons !!

Srdr biwi k

Srdr biwi k offce gaya dekha wo boss ki god me baithkr dctatin le rai hai. Gusse me bola: Uth santo, aisi jgah kam nahi krna jhan staf k lie kursi bhi na ho.

STUDENT:TEACHER LADKIYA

STUDENT:TEACHER LADKIYA 13 SALL KI UMAR ME MAA BANTI HAI KYA? TEACH:BILKUL NAHI.'STUDENT: AAP KI BETI FALTU ME DARTI HAI..

The First Month

,The Boss Gave His Hot Secretary a Skirt As Salary Second Month?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He RAISED Th e Salary!!

Why was the

Why was the Mathematician Lady disheartened when she married a Prince? Because she found out that "not every Ruler has twelve inches"

Mom told her

Mom told her daughter of 17yrs Beta its time that we must discuss abt sex. Daughter told OK MOM WHAT U WANT TO KNOW abt sex?

Q : Why do Doctor

Q : Why do Doctors always advise Heart patients to have sex only with their own wife ? Ans : Because there is no risk of excitement...!

Sari dunia krti

Sari dunia krti hai humare pyar ka virodh! Sari dunia krti hi humare pyar ka virodh! . . . Humare pyar ki raksha karega SUPERDELUXE NIRODH.

Touch it gentlyPut

Touch it gentlyPut ur finger inside If da hole is big put three fingersRub it up & down gentlythat's the right way of wash glass

In breast stroke

In breast stroke swiming competition French woman came 1st & English woman came 2nd. Our Banto came last. She complained - its unfair, those 2 used their arms !

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