Jab DEKHU Toh

Jab DEKHU Toh
Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam
  

Jan, 19 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     1298 views       Naughty

more Naughty SMS Messages

Touch it gentlyPut ur finger inside If da hole is big put three fingersRub it up & down gentlythat's the right way of wash glass
1commerce Wali kya gaali degi? Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
One lady: Did U Know Tht "Lions" have Sex 4 to 6 Times a Night ?Second Lady: Damit..Pehle Bol Nahi Sakti Thi, I just Joined the "Rotary"!
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Deepa Mehta made a film on lesbians & named it 'Fire'. Now she is making another film on homosexuals. Can u guess the name......'Backfire'
Why was the Mathematician Lady disheartened when she married a Prince? Because she found out that "not every Ruler has twelve inches"
Lady Secretary: Sir aap mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe?Boss: Nahin, par tumhe kisne kaha ?Sec: Wo Aapne cabin se sofa cum bed hatwa diya na is liye
What is Fashion Designing? Too many Brains Working On Too Little Clothes With Too Many Little Ideas On How To Cover Too Little Areas!!
Difference between Good girl & bad girl Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girl opens all buttons to make d atmosphere hot.
AIDS AWARENESS:"Try different positions with d same woman instead of same position with different women.
Mom told her daughter of 17yrs Beta its time that we must discuss abt sex. Daughter told OK MOM WHAT U WANT TO KNOW abt sex?
July is the month of breast cancer awarness.On this note, for all those gals who misunderstood guys:"We stare because we Care.":