Jab DEKHU Toh

Jab DEKHU Toh
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Jan, 19 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     1039 views       Naughty

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Santa:Daddy maine biwi ko sms Kiya k mai rat ko aaunga rat ghar aaya to BIWI kisi or k sath soyi thiDaddy:ho sakta h usko SMS na mila ho.