Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

A manneed never revenge himself; the body of his enemy will be brought to his owndoor.

You canoutdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Speak whenyou are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Power gravitates to the man who knows how.

No onecan persuade another to change. Each of us guards a gate of change that canonly be opened from the inside. We cannot open the gate of another, either byargument or emotional appeal.

There ward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.

I have never been able to conceive how any rational beingcould propose happiness to himself from the exercise of power over others.

The true test of intelligence is not how much people know how to do, but how they behave when they don't know what to do.

Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.