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Jan, 23 2012 142 chars (1 sms) 971 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Na Moh na Maya

Na Moh na Maya hai, Aalas tumhi ko aya hai.. Humein bhi Msg kar k dekh lo BETA, NOKIA ne yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhari Girlfrend k liye nahi banaya hai...

Har patthar pe

Har patthar pe likhu, " I MISS U ", Aur wo har patthar tumhe maru. Taki tumhe ye ehsaas to ho apki yaad kitna dard deti hai…

Vo pyaar ke

Vo pyaar ke rishte kaise-kaise ho gaye, kabhi hum aapke dost the ab aise-waise ho gaye, agar ab bhi sms na kiya to hum samjhenge ki hum se pyaare paise ho gaye

Jin mein basi

Jin mein basi jaanki,rum mein base Ram ,WHISKY mein baseWHISHNU, BEER mein VEER HANUMAN,kis kis ka tyag karen, Har bottle mein BHAGWAAN

Gam me jine

Gam me jine me maza aata hai,gharibo ke ghar bhi khuda aata hai,hum hain jo baarish ki tarah roz sms karte hain,aur ek aap hain jinka sms sarkari nal mein pani ki tarah aata hai

chori chori ye

chori chori ye ana jana chor do chupke chupke u nazr milana chor do kisi din bohat pito ge unse tumyeh masjidon se jute churana chor do.

Some one says

Some one says Whisky is Risky,while sum1 says Whisky bina zindagi miss ki,But i say Rum,Beer ho ya Whisky,Nahi hai wo ladki se zyada RISKY...cheers

DIL RO RO KAR

DIL RO RO KAR MAJBOOR HUA, MERA YAAR JABSE MUJHSE DOOR HUA, MERA EK HI TO AAINA THA, WO BHI TUTKAR CHAKNACHOOR HUA.

Wo bole Mehfil

Wo bole Mehfil me kahi humare jute kho gaye,ab ghar Kaise jayenge, Humne kaha Aap shayari to shuru Kre, itne ayenge k gine bhi Na Jayenge.

Jo muje bhul

Jo muje bhul jae uska mob. tut jae, Charger jal jae, sim lock ho jae, local cal par ISD cal ka bil aye, local area me b roming lag jae.

Arz kiya hai Bus

Arz kiya hai Bus nazron se dekh liya hota agar tammana thi darane ki, Hum yun hi behosh ho jaate. Kya zaroorat thi aap ko muskurane ki.

Keh ke dekh liya,

Keh ke dekh liya, Chup reh ke bhi dekh liya, Kya kare jab unhone hi khamosh kar diya. Unse baat karne ke liye hum bahut tadapte hai, Kya kare jab humare call karne se who bhadkte hai

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