Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi.Ladki se bate hame pasand nahi woh to anewale bachcho ki jid hai mummy rakh lo warna hume shadi karna pasand nahi

Kanjusi ka oscar jab diyajayega,tab apka naam sabse pahle liyajayega, galti se bhi kisiko sms mat karna nahi to oscar hath se chala jayega.

Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Mana ki Kabhi Dil Ki baat na Bataonge Par Ankhon me Jo hai Wo Kaise Chupaoge, Wada Raha Hamara ye Aapse Jab bhi MOBILE Dekhonge hamara jarur 1 SMS paoge!

Ruthi hai aise wo humse Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge wah-wah Itna waqt kaun zayaa karegaItne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge.

JINDAGI CHAR DIN CHANDANI MUSKURANA, BHUL SE BHI KABHI KISI KO NA RULANA DUSHMAN MILE SAAMNE TO GALE LAGANA TAKLIF PADE TO IS DOST KO MOBILE LAGANA BAHUT CHEEZE LUT CHUKI HAI TUJHSE IL AGANE KE BAAD, KAMRE KI HAR CHEEZ CHEK KARTE HAI AB EK TERE AANE SE PEHLE, EK TERE JAANE KE BAAD.

Hum ji rahe hai.sirf tumhara didar karke.saans Bhi le rahe hai.tumhe yaad karke khuda k paas 2 ek din hum v jayege.pr jwhan bhi tumhara intzar hai

Gurur rum aa, Gurur Whisky, Gurur Vodka Gin eshwara; Gurur sakshat Peg brahma, Tasme shri Beer a namah! Bhagwan aapko sada TUNN rakhe

Dil me hamesha ek SHOR ho raha hai, bin sms BOR ho raha he, kahi aisa to nahi ke ek pyara sa DOST mujhse DOOR ho raha hai..

Paani ko b daaru bana dete. Tere liye ROYAL STAG k tub bharwa dete.Kambhakt peete nahi tum hamare saath Warna TAJ MAHAL ko b theka bana dete

Bahut door rehkar bhi paas lagte ho,nazar se door rehkar bhi khaas lagte ho,har baar dusro ka diya sms bhejte ho, aur khud ko kavi KALIDAS samjate ho.

Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho.Agar bat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho.Dil chahta hai tumhe CHHUM lu.Par suna hai k tum chilate bahut ho..