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1 SArdar k 20 BAche the1 din uski Wife ne Pucha,Me KAisi LAg rhi hu SArdr:Rup TerA MAstAna PAs Mere MAt Ana,Phool koi Phir se Khilna jaye!!

Jan, 23 2012 139 chars (1 sms) 774 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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