Baith Kr Unki

Baith Kr Unki
Baith Kr Unki Zulfon K Saaye Me Swarg Jaisa Anand AayaKambakhat Biwi Ne Dekh Liya Shaam Ko Hospital Me Hi Hosh Aaya..
  

Jan, 23 2012     117 chars (1 sms)     912 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo Phir bhi na dikhe agar toh chashma badal kar dekh lo !!!
khushi mili to has na sake,gum mila to ro na sake,bus yahi dustoor hai stock market ka,jise becha usse le na sake,aur jise liya use bech na sake. "Investor bachao adolan ke jan hith me jaari ".
Apne sasur ka dulaara hoon main, apni biwi ko bhi pyara hoon main filhaal toh yeh sab sapne hain, kyunki abhi tak kunwara hoon main !
mere sMs ko tere inbox me panah miljaye, mere sMs ko tere inbox me panah miljaye, jo rply na kre uska mobile FANAA hojaye.
Main gaya uski gali me,Bola dil se dil laga lo,Jab dekha uski Mummi ko to bola,Jute,chappal theek karwa lo
paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!
Apko kya pata hum aapko kitne yaad karte hian..har pal tumhari fariyad karte hain..roj khat likhte hian cartoon network ko..aapko dikhane ki mang karte hain..
Dur hai par milne ke aas hai. Man ko har pal tumhara ahasas hai. Hajaro hai apane,par tu khaas hai. Emotional mat ho ye sab bakvas hai.
Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne, Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne, Yahan likhna mana hai.
Ruthi hai aise wo humse Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge wah-wah Itna waqt kaun zayaa karegaItne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge.
Awaz mein mithas hai..Soorat bhi khaas hai..Khuda ne bas thoda sa SCREW dhila chod diya varna......ITEM to tu jhakkas hai !! ;-)