Mulk ki v ek

Mulk ki v ek
Mulk ki v ek sarhad hoti hai, Bache ki v ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu apke SMS ka, Kanjusi ki v ek had hoti hai..!!!
  

Jan, 23 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     958 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Me train k khidki se jhak raha tha tabi woh mere samne ayi,ankonse anken takrai,Dilme hui hulchl,Jan hateli pr ayi Tabhi woh muskurai aur boli CHAI CHAI
Humne jab bhi kisi se kiya pyar, to yeh anjaam nikla; Kisi ne kiya inkaar, to kisi ka pehle se Yaar nikla !!
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain,Ki duniya wale jal jaate hain...Yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain,Par aap jara jaldi ban jaate hain...
Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam... Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. 'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam...
Jin mein basi jaanki,rum mein base Ram ,WHISKY mein baseWHISHNU, BEER mein VEER HANUMAN,kis kis ka tyag karen, Har bottle mein BHAGWAAN
Tumhe gairo se kab fursat, Hum apne gam se kab khali, Chalo ho chukka milna, Na tum khali na hum khali.
Main gaya uski gali me,Bola dil se dil laga lo,Jab dekha uski Mummi ko to bola,Jute,chappal theek karwa lo
wade kisise irade kise se, anhe kise se nigahe kisi se, ab yaar tumhra bharosa hi kya, jo adhe hamare adhe kisi ke.
AAPKI jheel si aankhon mein, Dil doob jana chahata hai. Par phir yeh khayaal aata hai, Saala apun ko SWIMMING kaha aata hai
HUMNE DEKHA HAI SHRE CHAHT MAIN, YEH TAMASHA AZEEB HAI PYAARE, LADKIYA, PHOOL, AUR PATHAR APNA APNA NASIB HAI PYARE.
Ishq me ye anjaam paya hai, hath pair tute, aur muh se khun aya hai, hospital pahunche to nurso ne farmaya hai, baharo ful barsao kisi ka mhbub pit k aya hai.
Na moh aur na maya hai..Aalas bas tumhi ko aya hai..Char panne palat lo beta..paper papaji ne nahi banaya hai..!