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Insurance wale
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Jan, 23 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     2386 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Aisi dosti hamari, ki dil chahe tu har safr dagar me mile, Mar bhi jaau to pyar rahe kayam, Tu mere saath wali kabar me mile.
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Bhagvan se pani manga to sagar diya Phool manga bageecha diya, Ghar manga mahal diya, Paisa manga to aap ka number diya, " kab aau lene "
us ne haton par mehndi lagi huve hai humne os ke doli sajai huvi hai.. humay pata tha wo bawafa niklay ge. is leye humne os ki choti behan bhi phasai hui hai
mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye
humne dil k sath ek'toss'kiya,haar gye tab dil ne limit'cross' kiya,jab dil ne dil se apko yaad kiya,humne mobile uthaya apko sms'pass'kiya....
Request karti hun, Refuse mat karna, Dil ka bulb jalakar, Fuse na udana.
Rab se duaa karte hai sabko khushiyon ka sansar mile. Jo mere msg ka reply na kare use GIRL FRIEND se BEHANO jaisa pyar mile.
Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya KrTu Apna Pura Dhyan Career P Mod De Ishq Aur apni GF MERE liye Chhod de
Aaj tum dil mango de denge, Dhadkan mango de denge, jigar mango to de sakte hai, Kyonki charon filmki VCD gharpe padi hai
Hum SmS karte hain to Woh Samajhte hain ki hume Aadat hain Paise Udaane ki. Lekin Woh Nadaan Kya Samajhe ki Ye bhi Apni Ek Adaa hai rishte nibhane ki..
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me.