Jin ke pas hai ..

Jin ke pas hai ... Wo hath me le k hilate hai. Jin k pass nahi hai... Wo ungali dal k hilate hai........ Bole to kya??.... Tooth brush .... Yar

Jan, 23 2012 143 chars (1 sms) 902 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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