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Aaj ka menu.
Aaj ka menu.. pyar ki roti care ki sabji Affection ka raita Faith ka salad Trust ka pulao & Love ki sweet dish only for special love u..
  

Jan, 23 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1421 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Haal-e-dil kuch is tarah hamara hai, yaad tumhe din me 100 bar kiya karte hai, jab na aaye kabhi sms tumhara, purana sms hi padh liya karte hai...
Tum door sahi, majboor sahi, par yaar tumhari aati hai, tum ssans wahan lete ho, par badbu yahan tak aati hai!!!
Jise samjha lehar pepsi woh nikla jahar pepsi, jise samjha coca-cola woh nikla dhokha cola, so aaj k baad no soft drinks only wine and whisky; kabhi na risky.
Tuje pane k liye kuch b Kar Sakta Hu Tere pyar me ji aur Mar Sakta Hu Fir b tu na mili to gam nai Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try Kar Sakta Hu.
Safar lamba hai, dost banate chalo, Dil mile na mile SMS karte chalo. TAJ MAHAL na banao, Bahut mahega padega, Jaha bhi jaoEk nayi MUMTAZ banate chalo.
Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko, kahi hum chheenko se pareshan na ho jaye. Yaad to hum bhi aapko bahut karte hain, Par darte hain, ke kahi aapko zukaam na ho jaye
THANDI THANDI HAWA CHALI MAUSAM HUA SUHANA Wah Wah Wah Wah BANDAR BHI MESSAGE PADH RAHA HAI KYA EDUCATED HUA ZAMANA!!
Saare dhobi mare mare fir rahe hai. Kyunki unke gadhe nahi mil rahe hai. Gupt khabaron se pata chala hai. Ki who sms padh rahe hai.
Wo chand si Ladki,Zulfen uski kali.Uski chal aisi,Mano hirni si mtawali.Uski hr ada,Is jahan se Nirali.Pr tu kya karega Wo Ladki to mne ptali.
Mujhe jala dena ya jameen me daba dena, per jab bhi maru ek ghoont pila dena. Mai TajMahal to nahi chahta,ae dost,bas meri kabr per ek girls hostel banva dena..
Kya leker aye the..? Kya leker jaoge..? Mujhe sms nahi kar k kitni chillar bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya...... NARAK mein bangla banaoge.
Log ishq krte he bade sor k sath.Ham ne bhi kiya tha bade jor k sath.Magar ab krenge bade gor k sath.Kyo ki kal use dekha tha kisi or k sath