Mere Ishq Ki

Mere Ishq Ki
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Dia Lekin Meri Taqder To Dekho! Uska Baap Umpire Tha,Meri Bowl Ko Noball Kehla Diya.
  

Jan, 23 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1287 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Zamana kitna kharab ho gaya he,Har sawal ka ulta jawab ho gaya he,Na Call, na Misscall, na SmS.Har koi mobile rakh k nawaab ho gaya he.
Mausam shabab ka, nasha sharab ka, parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka; In sab se haseen, in sab se LAJAWAB dekho SMS padhne wala,MENDAK TALAAB ka; Trrr..Trrr..
Samundar k kinare baithe hai. . . . Kabhi to lehar aayegi. . . . . . . Kismat badle na badle . . . . . Atleast CHAPPAL TO DHUL Jaigee . . .
Teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam aaj k baad. Kyon ki kichad bahut ho jata he barsaat k baad.
Ansoon teri nikle aur ankhein meri ho...dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho , khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho
Khawabon me ayenge SMS ki tarha,dil me bas jange RINGTONE ki tarha,dosti kam na hogi BALANCE ki tarha,bas tum busy na rehna NETWORK ki tarha
Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai, Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai...
Jab hum roya karege.Teri yad ko dhoya karege. Jab hum peya karege.Teri yad me jeya karege. Agr hum mar gaye to yamraj ka mobile lek tumhe sms kiya karenge
Kya mast hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hai, cow log grass kha rahele hai, shane log sms kar rahele hai aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hai.
Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi,Ek Kami Thi Vo Bhi Puri Ho Gayi,Pagal Hain Vo Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki,Dinosaur Ki Aakhri Nasal Kahin Kho Gayi!!
Jaani...Jalti ko Aag kahte hai, kobra ko Naag kahte hai, Garden ko Baag kahte hai, Aur Aap mein jo missing hai Janeman usko Dimaag kahte hain.
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me.