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7Feb:RoseDay
7Feb:RoseDay 8Propos Day 9 ChochlateDay 10 TedybearDay 11 PromiseDay 12 HugDay 13 KissDay 14 Valentine's Day SoI wish U beutiful LoveWeek
7-rose day,
7-rose day, 8-propose day, 9-choclate day, 10-teddy bear day, 11-promis day, 12-kiss day, 13-hug day, 14-valentine day so i wish u A HAPPY VALENTINE WEEK.
"LOVERs WEEK"9
"LOVERs WEEK"9 Feb - Rose Day !10 Feb - Propose Day !11 Feb - Choclate Day !12 Feb - Kiss Day & Teddy Bear Day !13 Feb - Hug Day !14 Feb - Valentines Day !""HappY ValentineS wEEk""
11 girls ask the
11 girls ask the fruit seller to give 11 banana. FruitselleI m not selling less than 12 bananas. 1girl said 'le le yaar,1 kha lenge.'
Judge: You are Accused
Judge: You are Accused of RAPE, so u r Fined Rs.11461, Man:Mylord why exactly Rs11461? Judge:Rs.10000 for Rape4% VAT, & 10.2% Entertainment Tax.
a boy ws aBout
a boy ws aBout 2 leave, bt b4 he did, he gave his Girl a dozen roses. 11 r real & 1 s artificial & he told d Girl,"dnt cry, i wil love u until d last 1 dies.."
A man bought
A man bought 11 flowers, 10 real and one dead and said, i will love u until the last flower dies
santa sent SMS 2
santa sent SMS 2 all friends "Oi, My mobile no. has been changed. Previously it ws nokia1100, Now its nokia2300. Hereafter send msgs 2 my new mobile!
Q. Why can't Banta
Q. Why can't Banta dial 911? A. He cannot find eleven on the phone!
Santa saw a man
Santa saw a man stealing a purse. THIEF:"There is Rs.1100 in the purse. V can take 50-50" Santa : Okay,bt Wht bout d remaining 1000?
MAchine inventd 2
MAchine inventd 2 CAtch Thieves IN UK,IT C Aught 50 theives in 30 Min SPAIN:IT CAught 110 in 1hr IndiA:In 15 Min MAchine was Stolen
HARDWORK=H+
HARDWORK=H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%ONLY. BUT ATTITUDE=A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%. SO A PERSON WITH RIGHT"ATTITUDE IS ALWAYS A WINNER".gd mrng

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