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Sare gawaho ko madde najar rakhate hueINDIAN FRIENDSHIP COURT,DHARA 5/07 K tehat ye Adalat apko sachha DOST manke umar bhar dosti nibhane ka hukm deti hai.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

Can I stay here in ur inbox & wait till 5th Aug so I'll b d 1st person to wish HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY 2u my DEAR FRIEND.So pls don’t delete Me.

Original story how friendship day started:In 1935 USA govt had killed a man on 1st sat. of Aug.Next day his frnd died committing suicide,in his memory.

I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

There are 6 Billlion peoples in the world but...I don know why i keep on missing *U*...may be becoz 5,999999999 Cant Replace a Single *U*.

Sardr ka beta 5th me fail hua to 4th me aya,4th me fail hua to 3rd me aya.To sardar ghar pe apni biwi sebola-Apni salwar,panty tight karle,wo vapas aa raha hai

My 1 heart 2 eyes 7 litre blood 206 bones 5.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N A"s... says i love u"

A sardar saw a man pick pocketing a purse. Thief: There is Rs 150 in the purse.We can take 50_50. Sardar slowley asked him,"what abt the balance 50"

Santa to his wife:coffee jaldi piyo. Wife:but why? Santa:B'COZ hot coffeeis Rs.5 and cold coffee is Rs.20.

Santa singh to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say 1 kiss ka 50RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay.

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple". (After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note) Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"