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Sometimes you

Sometimes you just have to be dirty, useless and ugly to see who your true friends are. who ll accept you despite the fact that you re damn nothing

The sun, though

The sun, though it passes through dirty places, yet remains as pure as before.

Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

They may not

They may not always smell pure and sweet, A dirty diaper or a dampened sheet. But with a loving cuddle and a beautiful smile, The joys of parenthood are all worth while. Happy Childrens Day..!!

Thanks for being

Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!

Two men are

Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I'm getting married. I'm tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear." The other one says, "I'm getting divorced for the same reasons."

Do you want to

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

Arguing with a

Arguing with a boy is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. Aftre some time,u realize that u r getting dirty,but the pig is actualy enjoyng!

Dust is dirty clean

Dust is dirty clean it.Past is painful forget it. Future is a dream don't touch it.Present is in our hands make the best of it.Good morning..

Attitude of girls

Attitude of girls Whn a boy sends dirty sms She laughs for 10 min, forward dat 2 her frnds n then replies d boy i dont like that kind of msg

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