Ek shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha.Ek din Pujari ne SHIV murti ki jagah GANESH murti rakhi.Shrabi aya,dekha bola Chotu,papa se bolna main aya tha..
Dad ne robot kharida jo jhuth sunke thapad marta thaDAD: Y r u so late?SON: Xtra class.Rbt slapd d son SON: Went fr a movie.DAD: Konsi?SON: Bal Ganesha Robt ne fir maraSON: Kaatil JawaniDAD: I've nvr seen such films. Rbt slapd d father Mom: Jhuth hee bolega, aakhir aapka hi beta hai. Robot slapd the mother.
bakthi ganapathi...... Sakthi ganapathi...... Laxmi ganapathi...... siddhi ganapathi...... maha ganapathi...... may this ganesh chaturthi bringsyou, Bakthi, shakti, siddhi, laxmi and maha samridhi..
Ganesh ji ka roop nirala hai Chehra bhi kitna bhola bhala hai Jise bhi aati hai koi musibat Use inhi ne to sambhala hai Jai Shri Ganesha Happy Ganesh Chaturthi
This Diwali,may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji"s trunk ,wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach ,happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. HAPPY DIWALI."