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Dhanteras ka shubh din aya sabke liye nayi khushiya laya. lakshmi ganesh viraje apke ghar me sada rahe sukho ki chhaya. happy dhanteras
Ek shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha.Ek din Pujari ne SHIV murti ki jagah GANESH murti rakhi.Shrabi aya,dekha bola Chotu,papa se bolna main aya tha..
Girl 2 Pandit-Can i Kiss aMAN ?Pandit-RAM RAM KARO!Girl-CAN I KISS A BOY?Pandit-HARE KRISHNA KARO!Girl-CAN I KISS U?Pandit-SRI GANESHKARO!
Dad ne robot kharida jo jhuth sunke thapad marta thaDAD: Y r u so late?SON: Xtra class.Rbt slapd d son SON: Went fr a movie.DAD: Konsi?SON: Bal Ganesha Robt ne fir maraSON: Kaatil JawaniDAD: I've nvr seen such films. Rbt slapd d father Mom: Jhuth hee bolega, aakhir aapka hi beta hai. Robot slapd the mother.
bakthi ganapathi...... Sakthi ganapathi...... Laxmi ganapathi...... siddhi ganapathi...... maha ganapathi...... may this ganesh chaturthi bringsyou, Bakthi, shakti, siddhi, laxmi and maha samridhi..
My Lord Ganesh bless you and your family with peace and happiness.I wish you a Happy Ganeshhotsav..
Ganesh ji ka roop nirala hai Chehra bhi kitna bhola bhala hai Jise bhi aati hai koi musibat Use inhi ne to sambhala hai Jai Shri Ganesha Happy Ganesh Chaturthi
May the lord vigna vighna vinayaka remove all obstacles & shower u with bounties Jai Shree Siddhi Vinayak Happy Ganesh Chaturthi
May god gives U A rainbow 4 every storm A smile 4 ever tears A promise for every care An answer to every prayer WISH U a happy Ganesh Festival
This Diwali,may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji"s trunk ,wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach ,happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. HAPPY DIWALI."
Apako ashirwad mile Ganesh se. Vidya mile Saraswati se. Daulat mile Laxmi se. Pyaar mile Sab se. Diwali ke avasar par, Yahi duwa hai is dil se. HAPPY DIWALI !