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Tumne Bhi Rangoli Sajayi Hogi Matwaali Diwaali Manayi Hogi Bujha Hua Chirag Dekhkar Humari Yaad to Aayi Hogi

Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….

Sardawife se.. Kamwali Shanti ko bulao,wife:kyon?sardaDr.bola hai ke raat ko tonik aur goli khao Aurshanti ke sath so jao..

sardar ji ne apni biwi ko apne dost ke sath dekhaor apnay dost ko goli maar disardar ki biwi boli:-agar aap ka yehi behaiviour raha to 1 dinaap saray dost kho betho gay-

1waqt ta jab tumare sms aise ate te, jese kisine tumari khopdi pe gun raki ho or tumse sms karwa raha he. magar ab lagta hai jaise, goli maar di.

Rango se bi rangeen zindgi hai hamari, rangeeli rahe ye bandgi hai hamarikabi n bigde ye pyar ki rangoli aye mere yaar aisi ho holi~HOLI~

Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari, kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

Apne rang mein rang do unko, chehra jinka bhata tumko, Gulal to 1 bahana hai, unke karib jane ka, Hum to kab k rang chuke, jabse unke nayan juke, rang, gulab aur prit ki holi,khushi, mauj aur ikrar ki holi, aaj saji rangoli hai, rango mein semti holi hai, khushi mein dubi holi hai, bura na mano holi hai. HOLI MUBARAK.

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"

In 1975,3 birds wer flyin n suddenly they died.Y?....Coz neeche gabbar singh bolta hai..Aadmi 3 aur goli 6,bahot nainsafi hai dishkyu-dishkyu-dishkyu