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Life is a party whenever i am with you, you turn my tears into smiles when we share and laugh together, you make me spend a lot and it is worth it, because i care about you my dear friend.
I don't have hopes and dreams, I don't have party hours, I don't have happy hours, I don't have anything since i don't have you!
Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
Janwaro ki Party me Chuha 4 peg Laga K Set tha Billi-Aaj Party Na Hoti to Me Tujhe Kha Jaati.Chuha-Abe chali ja, Nhi to log kahenge ki pi k jaanani ko peet di
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."