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Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di

Gulabi se bachpan yaad aaya.surkh lal se jawani.pile,nile,safed huye jab hui shaadi.40 k baad b dikhe hariyali.kaale ki baat na kare, kaala sabse bhaari.jis rang me dube ho mubarak ho wo rang.bhul k saare ranj-o-gum.khele holi..sang-sang

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jeevan bigaad liya. Aur chaturai se ki shadi jisne, Usne bhi kya ukhad liya.

mere tute hue dil ka murabba bana gayi,mere tute hue dil ka murabba bana gayi,ghar ko mere kachre ka dabba bana gayi;shaadi ko abhi 3 mahine hi guzre they,na jaane kis hisaab se mujhe ABBA bana gayi.

Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi

Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli

Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega? Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai

banta to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. banta= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.