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Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di
paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!
Hu main Dr jahan,Meri wife hai nurse waha.Ye kaisa zulm sehna PADTA hai,Mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai!!
1 SArdar k 20 BAche the1 din uski Wife ne Pucha,Me KAisi LAg rhi hu SArdr:Rup TerA MAstAna PAs Mere MAt Ana,Phool koi Phir se Khilna jaye!!
There are three faithful friends; and old wife, an old dog and ready money.
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary
This LIFE has no existence without a strong ally in WOMAN in every stage of life starting from Motherhood to Wife, Sister & finally a Daughter.
Hubby-Wud u ever hire a detective 2 check if I was cheating on u?Wife-Ya,but not 2 find out who d woman is,but 2 find out how u satisfy her!
Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai:-bhut insan ko darane k liye...Machar insan ko satane k liye...& husband aur wife insan ko banane kliye.
Santa on KBCAmitabh- For 10 lacs, what is the colour of ur wifeA's panty?Santa Can I use my life line Phone a friend?