Cast

Rajkumar Hirani
... (dialogue) &
Abhijit Joshi
... (dialogue) (as Abhijat Joshi)
Vidhu Vinod Chopra
... screenplay associate
Aamir Khan
... 'Rancho' Shamaldas Chanchad
Kareena Kapoor
... Pia
Boman Irani
... Viru Sahastrabudhhe
Madhavan
... Farhan Qureshi
Sharman Joshi
... Raju Rastogi
Omi Vaidya
... Chatur 'Silencer' Ramalingam
Mona Singh
... Mona
Javed Jaffrey
... Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad (as Jaaved Jaaferi)
Rajeev Ravindranathan
... Lead Ragging Senior
Ali Fazal
... Joy Lobo
Pitobash
... Junior 1
Parikshat Sahni
... Mr. Qureshi (as Parikshit Sahani)
Achyut Potdar
... Machine Class Professor
Akhil Mishra
... Librarian Dubey
Chandrashekhar
... Airlines Ground Staff 2
Rahul Kumar
... Millimetre - MM
Atul Tiwari
... Minister in Auditorium
Farida Dadi
... Mrs. Qureshi
Aakash Dabhade
... ICE Student 2
Jayant Kripalani
... Campus Interview Panel Head (as Jayant Kriplani)
Arun Bali
... Shyamaldas Chanchad
Amardeep Jha
... Mrs. Rastogi
Rakesh Sharma
... Minister at Shyamaldas' Funeral
Shoaib Ahmed
... Chhotey
Dushyant Wagh
... Centimetre
Malvika Singh
... Mona's Baby
Mukund Bhatt
... Mr. Rastogi
Supriya Shukla
... Matron in Hospital with Pia
Chaitali Bose
... Kamini 'Kammo' Rastogi
Meghna Bhatia
... Mrs. Rastogi
Omi
... Chatur - pondicherry boy
Sanjay Sood
... Peanut Vendor at Shimla
Rajendra Patwardhan
... Govind
Shankar Sachdev
... Ambulance Driver
Dharmendra Bhurji
... Airport Cab Driver
Pooja Goswami
... Air Hostess
A.S. Duggal
... Pilot (as Captain A.S. Duggal)
Harvinder Singh
... Mr. Dhillon
Dinesh Kumar
... Mona's Husband
Nishi Singh
... Maid at Pia's House
Kishor Patil
... Doctor in Ambulance with Raju (as Dr. Kishor Patil)
R.S. Kodange
... Doctor at Airport
Apul Jaisinghani
... ICE Student 3
Saurabh Agnihotri
... Housekeeping Boy at Pia's Wedding
Dileep Desai
... Priest at Joy's funeral
Annapurna Kaul
... Airlines Ground Staff 1
Vaidyanathan
... Professor Vaidyanathan (as Prof. Vaidyanathan)
Praful Kulkarni
... Doctor startled by scooter in hospital (as Dr. Praful Kulkarni)
Sarvanna
... College Security Guard
Trilok Sadhwani
... ICE Student 4
Hitesh Tak
... Ragging Senior 2
Shailaja Dhar
... Lady at Mona's Wedding
Tanveer Ahmed
... Professor in Induction Motor Class
Kumar Veer Singh
... Waiter at Mona's Wedding
Raghunathan
... Professor in Corridor (as Prof. Raghunathan)
Pandit Prayag Raj
... Panditji at Pia's Wedding
Dayal Sharma
... Caretaker at Shyamaldas' House
Sitaram Sharma
... Manager at Pia's Wedding
Sonu
... Library Clerk
Michael Joseph
... Exam Hall Professor
Bharat Jha
... Manager (uncredited)

Crew

Shantanu Moitra
... Original Music
Atul Raninga
... Original Music
Sanjay Wandrekar
... Original Music
C.K. Muraleedharan
... Cinematography
Ranjeet Bahadur
... Film Editor
Rajkumar Hirani
... Film Editor
Menaka Nagarajan
... Casting
Rajnish Hedao
... Art Direction
Manish Malhotra
... Costume Design
Sheena Parikh
... Costume Design
Raghuveer Shetty
... Costume Design
Vidhu Vinod Chopra
... producer
Vir Chopra
... creative producer
Anil Davda
... executive producer
Sanjiv Kishinchandani
... line producer
Aman Mahajan
... associate producer
Vikram Gaikwad
... makeup designer
Ritesh Naik
... makeup artist
Serena Tixeira
... key hair stylist
Brian Wade
... special animatronic baby effects designer and creator
Atishay Dayal
... assistant production manager
Salim Qureshi
... production manager
Sarvesh Singh
... unit production manager
Bhavin Thakkar
... production manager
Sachin Utekar
... production manager
Gaurav Chandelya
... third assistant director
Mrunmayee Lagoo
... third assistant director
Rajesh Mapuskar
... associate director
Rohan Mapuskar
... third assistant director
Menaka Nagarajan
... second second assistant director
Karan Narvekar
... second assistant director
Jai Sharma
... second assistant director
Karan Tejpal
... second assistant director
Vinay Waikul
... first assistant director
Ajay Chodanker
... assistant art director
Sunil Gujar
... graphic designer
Ramakant Kanojia
... graphic designer
Vipin Kumar
... assistant art director
Dhananjay Thorat
... graphic designer
Anup Dev
... re-recording engineer
Gyana Mishra
... boom operator
Nihar Ranjan Samal
... production sound mixer: sync
Nihar Ranjan Samal
... sound recordist
Sachin K. Sanghvi
... sound recordist
Varun Visoi
... foley recordist
Brian Wade
... special animatronic baby effects designer and creator
Mohd Abrez
... digital compositor
Badarinathchinimilli
... digital compositor
Biju Dhanpalan
... visual effects: Fable Farm (as Biju D.)
Achal Muchhala
... digital compositor: Reliance MediaWorks Ltd.
Mitul Patel
... visual effects: Fable Farm
Rajiv Raghunathan
... digital intermediate production head
Rajeev Rajasekharan
... CG supervisor
Akshay Sachdeva
... matchmover
Parantap Singh
... digital compositor
Muthu Stalin
... compositor
Mahesh Sundriyal
... smoke/flame artist
Amol Thakur
... visual effects: Fable Farm
Shyam Kaushal
... stunt coordinator
Piyush Acharya
... jimmy jib operator
Arjun Singh Bhurji
... key grip
Ramani Ranjan Das
... first assistant camera
Zeshaan Akbar Latif
... still photographer
Vikas Sawlani
... vfx artist
Rohan Mapuskar
... casting assistant
Ranjeet Bahadur
... co-editor
Gaurav Chandelya
... assistant editor
Makarand Surte
... digital intermediate colorist
Subir Kumar Das
... surround music mixer
Shreya Ghoshal
... playback singer
Suraj Jagan
... playback singer
Swanand Kirkire
... lyricist
Swanand Kirkire
... playback singer
Sonu Nigam
... playback singer
Sachin K. Sanghvi
... song and music recordist
Shaan
... playback singer
Anil Arjun
... head of distribution: overseas: Reliane team
Navmeet Arora
... production assistant
Ranjeet Bahadur
... dialogue supervisor
Bosco
... choreographer (as Bosco-Ceaser)
Cesar
... choreographer (as Bosco-Ceaser)
Dileep Desai
... production coordinator
Subhash Dhar
... chief executive: international operations
Avit Dias
... choreographer
Ramakant Dubey
... chief accountant
Amitabh Gupta
... legal & insurance advisor
Arun Mishra
... project team: Reliance team
Himanshu Nanda
... publicity design: H-One
Rahul Nanda
... publicity design: H-One
Kirit Parekh
... senior accountant
Ashni Parikh
... legal consultant
Anil Sekhri
... chartered accountant
Rohit Sharma
... project head: Reliance team
Deepa Singh
... project team: Reliance team
Sachin Utekar
... location manager