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Arz kiya hai.. ki
Arz kiya hai.. ki.. Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.. fir kya hua? Sherni vidhwa ho gayi.. wah wah
  
Jan, 13 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     1622 views       Funny

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