Arz kiya hai.. ki

Arz kiya hai.. ki.. Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.. fir kya hua? Sherni vidhwa ho gayi.. wah wah

Jan, 13 2012 101 chars (1 sms) 1527 views Funny

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I ve written nice

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