Door rehkar bhi dil ke paas lagte ho, nazron se door rehkar khaas lagte ho, har baar doosron ka bheja SMS bhejkar khud ko smart samajhte ho!!!

Jo Jeete Wo SikandrJo Haare Wo Jail Ke AndarJo sMs Bheje Usko Jadu Ki JhappiJo Na Bheje Usko BANDAR Ki Pappi

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

In India, parents say "Study well my son, Otherwise u wont get a job."In america-"Study wel my son,othrwise any "INDIAN" wil grab ur JOB"

Kya apki skin dhool mitti se affect ho rahi hai?to har roj subah lagaiye"ASIAN PAINT"jo dhool ko tikne na de...

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

Eating rotten fruit, Sleeping near drainage, Dog biting twice, Travelling in govt bus..r a million times better than believing a Girl.

A man in US kicks a dog to death which was abt to bite a lady.Paper reports:US citizen saves lady frm dog.Man says I'm not U.S citizen.So reprt changd,foreign hero saves lady frm dogMan says he is frm Pak Nxt days headlines:Terorist attacks local dog.

Life is difficult,full of trials,sorrow,pain,but if u fall down,just stand up straight be confident & say .....+*+**DHAKKA KISNE MARA BE**+*+.....

loyal & faithful partner can really bring wonders in one's life.But these kinda species r disappearing frm d face of planet.

There r only 2 situations in lyf wer u should enjoy d most.1.after completin ur studies & b4 joinin 2 work.2.After engagemnt & b4 marriage

Honey Said,"I'm D Sweetest In D World".God Laughed & Said, "Wait, U've Not Met D Person Reading Dis sMs"Moral-"Even God Lie'