Arz kiya hai.. ki

Arz kiya hai.. ki
Arz kiya hai.. ki.. Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.. fir kya hua? Sherni vidhwa ho gayi.. wah wah
  

Jan, 13 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     1512 views       Funny

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CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PROPOSE KIYA...ShErNi: AbEy aPNi SuRaT DeKhi hAi AaiNe mE..?ChUah: Are PagLi SuRaT Pe MaT Ja, CoNfiDeNcE To DeKh!!!
The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.
1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya."
Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.
Vo kaun hai? * Jo ISHQ me hai? * Jo MANN me hai? * Jo DIL me hai? * magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN
You know biggest irony of marriage is that, Woman expects man to change & they don't & Man expects woman not to change & they do!
Airoplane: Hi! brother. How can u fly very high speed than me? Rocket: mmm.. if da fire cought your back side, then u know how...
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!